Bacon Dental Floss.

Let's face it, oral hygiene is boring. Why not liven it up, with say, bacon flavored dental floss! Found this on Amazon, so you know it HAS to be good (have to say that, they are one of my banner ads). Finish off a bacon-y meal with some bacon-y floss.

4 out of 5 dentists surveyed recommend it.

UPDATE: I should have perused a little longer before the initial post, because I hit the mother-lode: Breakfast Floss! Consisting of the above mentioned bacon flavor, but adding coffee and waffle flavors as well. Wow!

The whole enchilada.