Now I'm In The Spirit.

A Canadian lingerie company decided that the best way to show their wares (and get tongues a waggin') this holiday season was to do a commercial with a bevy of attractive females (called the 'Cup Size Choir') from A to G...cup size that is. Happy watching!

I hope they come carolling to my door.

Why, Why, Why?

Because there is no limit to the tastelessness that is the Xmas season, I bring you the thing every parent is hoping for their pre-pubescent daughter...a tassel t-shirt. This "piece of art" as the British-based website calls it, will only set you back about $600. How many can I put you down for?

Pole dancer in training?

Bacon Xmas Cards?! It Had To Happen.

I have been looking for suitable Xmas cards for this year, and being a bacon lover (No! Really?!), I think I have found what I'm looking for. A quick visit to the Etsy website found these cards, featuring a bacon Xmas tree. Enjoy, and order soon!

Oh, and I'll be doing a post down the road on the creator(s) of these cards.

Cards for carnivores. 

Get In The Holiday Spirit...With Spirits!

In this season of parties and gatherings, liquid libations take center stage. Instead of the usual beer and wine, why not spice things up with some seasonally-appropriate spirits. A quick visit to the "Mr Booze" website will give you plenty of ideas from a Winter Mojito (pic left) to a Christmas (or 'Holiday' for you politically correct types) Martini. Cheers!

Ho, ho, ho! Let's party!

When Fast Fingers Can Get You In Trouble.

That pesky auto-correct feature on the iPhone. Not only does it come up with stupid word suggestions, but it also remembers your most typed words, usually at the most inopportune times. Now there is a website that captures all the hilarity and embarrassment that goes along with texting the wrong words to the wrong person at the wrong time, thanks to auto-correct. "Damn You, Auto-Correct" is the site. Enjoy, and think before you text.

You do what?! To whom?!

Yes, This Is Food Porn. And I Love It!!

The "Epic Meals" YouTube channel is made up of - from what I can tell - a bunch of bored, crazy Canadians whose only mission in life is to create culinary monstrosities such as the "Massive Meat Log", better know as the "Chuck Norris of Corn-dogs". Not only that, but they have a cute girl at the end of each video sample their dish. Oh, and there is usually a large amount of bacon involved (check out their Thanksgiving "Tur-Bacon" episode). Good watching! 

Coronary alert! 

"I Said What?! To Who?! On Facebook?!"

We have all heard of drunk dialing. Wouldn't it be great if there was a way to stop our drunken urges to make an idiot of ourselves on social media sites? Well now there is; 'The Social Media Sobriety Test', which when installed on your comp, prevents you from drunk posting by making you pass a little test before gaining access to your social media. And if you fail the test - which includes following a finger with your mouse - the program will post for you. Pretty cool.

"I'm not as think as you drunk I am."

And check out the tutorial for 'The Social Media Sobriety Test' on YouTube.

YouTube video.


Now if you refuse to be safe, then you could become very sorry. Another website 'Texts From Last Night' aims to make light of the drunken idiots out there who just insist on picking up the smartphone after one too many. The results are hilarious. Check it out.

"Wait, I am as think as you drunk I am."