"I Said What?! To Who?! On Facebook?!"

We have all heard of drunk dialing. Wouldn't it be great if there was a way to stop our drunken urges to make an idiot of ourselves on social media sites? Well now there is; 'The Social Media Sobriety Test', which when installed on your comp, prevents you from drunk posting by making you pass a little test before gaining access to your social media. And if you fail the test - which includes following a finger with your mouse - the program will post for you. Pretty cool.

"I'm not as think as you drunk I am."

And check out the tutorial for 'The Social Media Sobriety Test' on YouTube.

YouTube video.


Now if you refuse to be safe, then you could become very sorry. Another website 'Texts From Last Night' aims to make light of the drunken idiots out there who just insist on picking up the smartphone after one too many. The results are hilarious. Check it out.

"Wait, I am as think as you drunk I am."

Ho, Ho, Ho...Not!

Growing up, the standard Xmas threat was "you'll get coal in your stocking if you aren't good". Well, have you ever wanted to make that threat come true for those who actually deserve it? Well, now you can. 'Coal-gram' allows you to send an actual piece of coal to members of Congress or even the President. AND a portion of the proceeds go to charity. Show the pols what you think of them by sending a little lump of black stuff...coal, that is.

Real coal in their stockings this year.

10 Course Pork Dinner At Dino's In DC.

Yes, you read that right. A 10(?!) course pork dinner called "The Three Little Pigs". Utilizing three kinds of pigs (hence the name); Duroc, Kurobuta & Porcelet. This is a one-time thing at Dino's Italian Restaurant in Washington, DC and has offerings from an appetizer called "Trotter Tots" to dessert featuring a chocolate torte with pancetta & aleppo pepper. All for $65. Check out the menu. I'm looking for a date. Just sayin'.


Piggie in 10 ways.

Yeah, But What A 30 Seconds It Is!

Papa John Goes Bacon...Double Bacon.

I've always been so-so on Papa John's pizza. Given other delivery options, I'd gladly go with Pizza Hut, and if I am desperate, Domino's. My opinion my have been swayed by Monday's announcement that Papa John's will serve a Double-Bacon, Six-Cheese pizza (or w/their Tuscan Six-Cheese). Wow. I have yet to taste this, but it is on my list for Turkey-day weekend football watching. Get your own at PapaJohns.com. Update to follow.


Bacon. Double good on pizza!

Bacon. Bikini. Are There 2 Greater Words In The English Language?

A bacon bikini contest?! How did I not think of this? Wish I had been there to see it. Perusing the website, I have not been able to find any rhyme or reason as to why this event occurred and/or if anything like it will occur again. At least we have photographic evidence. Enjoy!

Bacon...in the raw!