The World's Most Perfect Food.

You may have never heard the name Vilhelm Lillefläsk, but this man should be in the food Hall of Fame. The Swedish WW2 veteran (still alive and kicking) is the creator of Squeeze Bacon. Yes, bacon that can be squeezed from a ketchup-like bottle. Check out the site where you can get some of your own. Amazing!

Squeezy, bacon-y deliciousness!

Bacon As An Art Form.

Mike Geno is an artist who has chosen to memorialize bacon on canvas (paper, actually), and it looks good enough to eat. I'd put these on my walls with pleasure, though I might be continually hungry. Check the site out for yourself.

Mmmmmm, canvas bacon.

Ho, Ho, Ho...Not!

Tender moments from an obviously over-served Santa. Note the bumper face plant. Good stuff, and a cautionary tale to all you budding Santas out there.

Pork Nativity Scene.

Photo: Wenn.com

 

A plethora of pork and a blanket of kraut make this the most jolly (and fattening) of depictions. Yum!

O come all ye...hungry.

Now I'm In The Spirit.

A Canadian lingerie company decided that the best way to show their wares (and get tongues a waggin') this holiday season was to do a commercial with a bevy of attractive females (called the 'Cup Size Choir') from A to G...cup size that is. Happy watching!

I hope they come carolling to my door.

Why, Why, Why?

Because there is no limit to the tastelessness that is the Xmas season, I bring you the thing every parent is hoping for their pre-pubescent daughter...a tassel t-shirt. This "piece of art" as the British-based website calls it, will only set you back about $600. How many can I put you down for?

Pole dancer in training?

Bacon Xmas Cards?! It Had To Happen.

I have been looking for suitable Xmas cards for this year, and being a bacon lover (No! Really?!), I think I have found what I'm looking for. A quick visit to the Etsy website found these cards, featuring a bacon Xmas tree. Enjoy, and order soon!

Oh, and I'll be doing a post down the road on the creator(s) of these cards.

Cards for carnivores.