"Take Me To Your Leader, Earthling."

If you ever hear those words and are clueless just as to just where to take the friendly aliens (pic below top) that just landed on top of your Prius, I will give you the 411. The United Nations Office for Outer Space Affairs (UNOOSA, UN Site) was formed to tackle just such a problem. Our "leader" as it turns out, is Prof. Mazlan Othman (pic below bottom), a Malaysian astrophysicist. She will do the speaking on behalf of mankind. Really. Though I don't recall voting for a "world leader", this is all legit. So there.

One less thing to worry about. Carry on.